3:17 PM 
so i've decided do to some anti-boredom whatevers!
how retarded are you?
[] At school, I run into desks, walls, waterfountains, or fire extinguishers in the hallway.
[x] I have/had spaghetti for breakfast.
[] I can put my feet behind my head.
[x] My parents have asked if I need help getting out of the car.
[] At LEAST once a day I'm called a retard.
[x] I volunteer my time to help people for over 10hours.
[x] Used to do my homework in the bathroom before class.
[] I danced to commercials.
[] I am obsessed with safety.
[x] I laugh for no particular reason.
[] I've tucked my pants in my socks.
[] I enjoy tucking my shirt in my pants.
[] I am a TEXT ADDICT TO THE HIGHEST LEVEL
[] Have no buddies
[] One of my pets is named after me.
[] I used to be MEAN in high school
[] I hate chocolates
[] I enjoy rap music.
[x] I talk to myself.
[x] I tend to stare at things without even noticing.
[x] You can talk in different voices.
[] You scream at random.
now, count up all your marks and multiply it by 5
i am 40% retarded!
[thanks to Kim for this]
INSTRUCTIONS
Name ten (10) of life's simple pleasures that you like the most
then pick ten (10) people to do the same.
Try to be original and creative and not to use things that someone else has already used.
1. GOD. the only person you'll never have second thoughts about. :)
2. The people who love me.
3. Friends.
4. Midnight snacks
5. Having the money to buy the things i want (though this is not a simple pleasure. haha)
6. MUSIC.
7. Seeing a rainbow. (never fails to amuse me)
8. Television. (haha! and the computer!)
9. Being a stewardess of this planet. (LOL)
10. Being alive. (and staying alive. haha.)
to: Bits, Bernina, Kim, Celina, Danielle, Jacques, Joanne, Ate Ekang, Thea.
i got tagged by Ate Irish.
but i doubt the ten people i chose will even do this.
Piliin ang buwan ng iyong kapanganakan
January- Kakagatin ko si
February- Sinampal ko si
March- Pinatay ko si
April- Tiningnan ko si
May- Nagmasturbate ako kasama si
June- Natulog ako katabi si
July- Tinawanan ko si
August- Sinaksak ko si
September- Dinuraan ko si
October- Mahal ko si
November- Sasapakin ko si
December- Nakipagsex ako kay
Tapos, piliin ang araw ng iyong kapanganakan
1. Gloria
2. Erap
3. Fidel Ramos
4. Kuya Germs
5. Mahal
6. Nora Aunor
7. Pong Pagong
8. Blak Dyak
9. Nur Misuari
10. Miriam Santiago
11. Aga Mulach
12. Mike Enriquez
13. Rustom Padilla
14. Aiza Seguerra
15. Winnie Monsod
16. Kiko Matsing
17. Ruffa Guttierez
18. Franklin Drilon
19. Willie Revillame
20. Mark Herras
21. Susan Roces
22. Ping Lacson
23. Ely Buendia
24. Ruby Rodriguez
25. Asi Taulava
26. Willie Garte
27. Rosanna Roces
28. Albert Einstein
29. Angel Locsin
30. Dora the Explorer
31. Cookie Monster
Ngayon, kunin ang ikatlong letra ng iyong apelyido
A- kasi gutom ako
B- kasi wala akong magawa
C- Kasi luma na sapatos ko
D- kasi ang pangit nung nakasakay ko sa dyip
E- kasi summer na
F- kasi meron akong kulangot
G- kasi di ako nakapagbasa ng dyaryo
H- kasi idineklara yung state of emergency
I- kasi buntis yung kapitbahay ko
J- kasi talo sa sugal tatay ko
K- kasi wala akong pera
L- kasi andami kong labahin
M- kasi lilindol sa isang taon
N- kasi ang pangit ng palabas sa tv
O- kasi siksikan sa lrt eh
P- kasi dumaan yung crush ko
Q- kasi pinalitan yung tanod ng barangay sa lugarnamin
R- kasi mahilig ako sa sex
S- kasi sawa na ako sa buhay ko
T- kasi di ako marunong magbike
U- kasi lasing ako
V- kasi puyat yung aso ko
W- kasi naglinis ako ng bahay kanina
X- kasi hindi malamig yung tubig sa ref
Y- kasi andaming tao sa SM
Z- kasi mahaba na buhok ko sa kili-kili
"tinwanan ko si Ely Buendia kasi wala akong magawa"
hay! napakasama ko naman! idol ko siya eh! haha!
hahaha! thanks to Kim for this.
